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Поддубный


Запретный плод всегда сладок. Решила посмотреть фильм "Поддубный", запрещенный к показу великими "протоукрами". Шла в предвкушении чего-то эдакого. Запрещенный ведь.

 

После просмотра была в недоумении. Даже Киселева ни разу не показали. Но, поставив себя на место «свидомого» гражданина, составила следующий список преступлений:

 


1. Полтава, Одесса и Феодосия (!) упоминаются в фильме как части Российской (!) империи. А ведь каждый "протоукр" знает, что это исконно украинские земли.

 

2. Главный герой – силач Иван Поддубный – весь фильм называется «русским медведем», но не просто «русским медведем», а (особо нервных граждан прошу удалиться от монитора) «запорожским казаком русским медведем». Как?!!! Как это можно употреблять в одном предложении?!!! Запорожские казаки никогда не имели никакого отношения к русскому медведю. Эти русские ватники вообще историю не знают!

 

3. В конце фильма этот самый Поддубный, заскучав по России (!), отказывается от карьеры в Америке (!) и не забирает деньги из банка! "Протоукр" никогда бы так опрометчиво не поступил бы. Умалишенный какой-то этот Поддубный.

 

Ну, и так, мелочи:

 

4. Поддубный ни разу не прокричал «Путин …»

5. Не благодарил Бога, что он не москаль

6. Не ходил в вышиванке

7. Не кричал: «Слава, Украине!»

 

Ганьба, товарищи! Я бы тоже запретила

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